Monday, March 29, 2010

I Love Fucking Beer


So apparently there is a town in Austria called Fucking. No, I am not just making this up so I can continue writing fucking. It's Fucking true. There is a Fucking town called Fucking and it's Fucking hilarious. Ok, I'm sorry, finding out about Fucking has me Fucking rolling. There is a point to all this. I Fucking swear.

There is a German company that has gone to the EU's trademark authority with the request to trademark "Fucking Hell" beer and much to the chagrin of Fucking, Austria the EU has approved it.

Why Hell? Because Hell is the German adjective for "light". You may also see Helles which is a noun for "light one". So Fucking Hell is going to be a "light" colored brew.

So what's the Fucking issue you ask? Apparently the company has no brewery in Fucking and their is no Fucking plan to build one. Fucking's mayor is unhappy because of the popularity this will bring to the little town which has already had Fucking signs stolen. I say they should have Fucking thought of that before naming your town Fucking.

Anyways be on the look out for a bottle of Fucking Hell cause I want one for my beer bottle collection and if you want more info on the town of Fucking just click on the Fucking link.



Cheers!

The Beer Fucking Buddha

2 comments:

Good Burp said...

Fucking Awesome! I want to go to Fucking Austria again.

You can't make this stuff up. Now where do I find a t-shirt?

Frank Murawski said...

Hi

I am Frank from germany and i live in Ireland. I am selling German Sausages and the Fucking Hell Beer
Look at facebook frank's german sausages

You want the beer in amerika ?
no Problem we deliver.